Stargazing and Burnt Offerings

The draw of stargazing is hard to describe. Sometimes you don’t even know you want to stargaze and then you step outside and there they are — gorgeous stars twinkling away in the darkness. This is particularly true on cold winter nights in the Northern Hemisphere when the last thing you’re interested in is freezing your buns off in the snow while trying to spot some deep-sky object through a rapidly cooling telescope. (For viewers in the Southern Hemisphere, it may not be so cold unless you live at altitude.) But one glimpse of Orion through the kitchen window is enough to send me out there — at least for a little while.
Summertime is different. Theoretically you’re supposed to be able to go out there, lie on the grass with pair of binoculars and take in the sights. Well… maybe. It can be a challenge, especially if you share your stargazing site with a couple of million insects.
Where I live it’s not the cold weather that keeps me indoors on clear summer nights. It’s the mosquito population. We have a burgeoning supply of these bloodsuckers, and it’s tough sometimes to fight them off. A couple of summers ago we went down to Florida with some other skywatchers to observe Mars from lower latitudes and see if we could spot a phenomenon called the “Mars flash.” This occurs when the Sun, Mars and Earth are roughly aligned (like during opposition) and you can (theoretically) see sunlight glinting off ice particles on Mars’s surface. We did manage to catch a glimpse of the flash, but we also came home with patches of skin ridden with bites from mosquitoes and tiny bugs called “no see ums.” No amount of DEET-laden stuff could ward them all off. Once we got home I set up my telescope in the backyard so I could continue watching Mars. But, mindful of the bugs, I sprayed myself diligently and resorted to burning these repellent-enhanced spirals called “mosquito coils.”
There I was, aiming my telescope at a tiny red dot in the sky, smelling of DEET, and surrounded by multiple coils smoking away around me, theoretically keeping the industrial-strength mosquitoes away from me. I often wonder what our new neighbors would have thought about if they’d seen me out there, surrounded by burnt offerings like some goddess in an ancient temple. Then I got to thinking — maybe that’s what all the incense was about in those temples — it wasn’t just for the nice smell — maybe those folks had mosquitos too!
While DEET is a great way to keep most mosquitos away, some folks don’t want to wake up with that DEET hangover. Others don’t like the smell or the idea of chemicals settling onto their skin. There are a great many other remedies out there — clothes called Skeeter Beeters, herbal concoctions that supposedly fend off the biters and chewers, and the rich smell of citronella is supposed to keep ’em at bay, too. A few folks I know even swear by an Avon lotion called Skin So Soft. So, I called my sister (who knows someone who knows somebody who sells Avon) and she’s going to get me a tub or a bottle of this stuff and I’ll test it out here in the wilds where I do my stargazing. And, just to be safe, I’ll find a few of those mosquito coils as a backup. I rather like the idea of being the star goddess — as long as the smoke doesn’t get in the telescope tube!

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