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More Whackery

Speaking of exercisin’ the ol’ B.S. detector, I have a question. Why is it that space missions seem to draw the whack jobs out of the woodwork? There’s a guy suing NASA over the upcoming Deep Impact mission because he claims that he owns it and NASA didn’t ask permission to ram a spacecraft into it. A woman in Russia (an astrologer) claims that the impact will mess up her cosmic emanations or vibes or some such rubbish.

I often wonder just exactly who failed these people? Their teachers? Their parents? The system? That would be a convenient excuse to explain why some people just cannot figure out that science is science and rubbish is rubbish, and that no matter how lovely the rubbish looks, how nice it smells, how delicious it is, it’s still rubbish. A friend of mine calls it Intellectual P*rnography and explains its appeal this way:”you know it’s naughty, you know it really doesn’t reflect real life, yet you read it anyway.”

Still, there ARE always people ascribing ownership of comets, or rewriting the laws of physics to suit their favorite religious belief, or coming up with new laws of physics based on alien invasions. They sincerely believe (or more likely are motivated by the prospects of reaping vast sums of money for idiocy) that what they believe about comets and asteroids and NASA missions is “science” or “scientific thought” when it’s really just ignorance, hucksterism, and chutzpah. Yet, their ideas are all part of the “crossroads of ideas” we live in. They serve as fine examples of illogic and unscientific methods. It’s up to us to learn which ideas merit serious consideration and which ones are best left to idiots who show us how silly they are when they are ignorant.

What’s In A Name? Caveat Emptor.

I just got the Nth spam message this week telling me how it exciting it is that I can now “officially” name a star for my dad for Father’s Day. Not only am I NOT excited about it, I’m pretty tired of watching these companies preying on people’s gullibility about how stars are named. There are several who advertise, using all kinds of careful language that implies you can name a star for a loved one, without actually coming right out and saying that the star names they’re charging you for will NOT EVER be used by astronomers. You have to ask yourself, “If it’s so easy to name a star that some company can convince people to pay THEM for the privilege of doing so, then why can’t I just go out and name a star myself without paying them?”

The truth is — you can. Here’s how: go out some night and pick out a star and name it for your loved one. Then, go over to an office supply star and find one of those fancy certificates and fill it in with your loved one’s name and some great language that says you love them more than the moon and stars and to prove it, you’ve reserved a star in the sky that only you and they will know about. While you’re at it, go over to the bookstore and get a star chart book like those I’ve reviewed here—like NightWatch or Exploring the Night Sky With Binoculars or The Stars: A New Way to See Them. Armed with your star book and your certificate, take your loved one out on a clear night, and show them the star you selected for them, and together learn about it. You’ll be way ahead of the game, you will have spent less money, and you’ll still have the same love and gratitude you would have had if you’d bought something from one of the many star-naming companies that have built a thriving cottage industry on selling you something you can do for yourself without their “help.”

I should point out that some museums and planetariums will sell you a star off their domes for purposes of fund-raising. It’s a clever fundraising technique and they are generally very honest about the fact that you’re essentially getting a star on the dome as a kind of unique “donor plaque.” Those ARE NOT the kinds of “star naming” sales I’m talking about here.

For the real lowdown on official star-naming, go to the International Astronomical Union, the organization of astronomers who keep track of celestial names.

Here are a few other links that talk about naming stars:

Jim Kaler’s Star of the Week website; the Space.com website; the Buying a Star FAQ from the sci.astro.amateur newsgroup; Cecil Adams’s Straight Dope” column about star-naming; and finally from the International Planetarium Society, IPS Official Statement on Star Naming.

Read all this, and if you still want to go ahead and buy a star name from some company, at least you’ll be informed that what you’re buying is a novelty, with no official standing in the world of astronomy.

Or, try it my way, and give the gift of a star from your heart, without the middleman.