Pluto Flames

So, I’m on the distribution for a listserv that includes a number people who are involved in public outreach in astronomy. Most of the time, the discussions are aimed at things that concern such professionals: astronomy news, tips on lecturing, what materials are available, who’s showing/talking about what, meeting announcements and that sort of thing. But, occasionally there are topics that crop up that cause the same reaction you’d see if you tossed red meat to a group of starving wolves.  The “Pluto is/is not a Planet” topic is one of them.

Most of us just roll our eyes and hit “delete” or “next” when that topic comes up. This is because the same folks rehash the same arguments over and over again. It gets tedious and nobody ever wins. In fact, everybody loses because the list gets taken up with the circular arguments and exclamation points for a while and many of us stop reading or posting to it until the flames die down.  I’m not saying we shouldn’t have the discussion, but that maybe the topic is just not going to be solved by yelling and insisting that laws were broken and children are being hurt deeply because Pluto isn’t a planet any more, etc, etc. ad nauseum.

Pluto is a planet. Better than that, it’s a special case of planet called dwarf planet. That’s pretty much the take-away message from the IAU vote of a few years ago. There’s a lot of other stuff in the current definition that IAU posted about how we define planets (and you can read it here).  People LOVE to argue about the rest of the definition and how it might be used to exclude Earth, and how the vote wasn’t fair and yadda yadda yadda.  But, the essential message here is that Pluto and worlds like it are now deemed dwarf planets.

This makes perfect sense to me. We have dwarf galaxies. We have brown dwarf objects sitting in the cellar of the star classification schema that nobody would dream of saying fit into the canonical definition of “star”.  We just accepted that one and moved right on to study these BDs and figure out where they fit in the evolutionary schema of the cosmos.

So, why not dwarf planets?  They certainly occupy a special shelf in the solar system bodies collection. Science is partly about classifying objects, and so what the IAU did (and I do understand that it doesn’t sit well with some people) is to refine the classification — just the same way we do with other sets of objects.  The finer the classification, the more easily we can define the things we see and — THIS IS IMPORTANT — understand their origins, evolution, and future.  This is all part of science. The definition is merely the name we plaster on it that tells us, in a sort of nice shorthand, that “this object is thus and such, and it did this and that, and it will end up as one of those.”

I know this isn’t enough to keep the wolves from continuing to tear away at the dead horse of what they think is a bad decision by the IAU.  There’s no pleasing some people until you finally give up and say, “Okay, you’re right. All the rest of us are wrong, the whole world is wrong, only your opinion counts in the marketplace of ideas, so can we get back to work now?”

But, think about this: the definition of planet, and Pluto in particular,  is a teachable moment. It’s a lesson in how scientists classify things and how we come up with the schemas that we use to identify and understand things in nature. THIS is the lesson that kids (and a lot of adults, apparently) need to learn. It’s not so much the name as what the name stands for.  And, it’s not the time or place for a lesson in screeching like a banshee in order to get your point across, or, in the case of some states in the U.S. the time to do silly crap like pass resolutions that Pluto is a Planet. THAT is a colossal waste of time and money, shows students that science is somehow governed by political laws, and makes about as much sense as the legislative body deciding to declare that Pi is equal to 3 or that from henceforth on, dogs shall be declared cats.  Sheesh.